The Southern Charms Fan Box

Please eat my pussy
I love to put some hot shocolata in pussy and let u eat it

MMM Add some banana and whip cream too! Pussy sundae.

Sounds delicious!!!


Loke

It does sound tasty like a banana split

One of my favorites would be cool whip...but I also like if a lady with a nice thick butt puts cold-cream all over it and then sits on my face and rubs until ALL the cold cream is worn off

The first time I went down on a girl was my freshman year of college. She wouldn't go all the way with me but we quickly progressed from making out to, ahem, other things. I, having listened to Sam Kinison's "Lick the alphabet" routine, was an expert at cunnilingus. Or at least I was good enough to make my girlfriend have shrieking orgasms. The shrieking was a bit of a problem as we both lived in dorms and the noise occasionally attracted unwanted attention. Well, it wasn't completely unwanted, it was kinda heady walking down the halls of her dorm and having all the girls giving me the eye like, "There's the guy who makes (redacted) scream like a banshee."

We broke up but stayed friends, and then one summer we both got jobs and stayed on campus. We were both single and one night we were hanging out with friends, having a few beers, and she gave me a sly look and said something like, "Remember when you would go down on me and I would lose my mind?" I said that, yes, I did remember that, and we traipsed back to her apartment and I used my tongue and lips and fingers in a way she found most delightful. The next morning we were fooling around some more and she brought out some whipped cream. She spritzed some on her pussy and I greedily lapped it up. She was going to use more, but the can was out. She went to the kitchen and came back with what she thought was the next best thing--a jar of peanut butter.

Folks, peanut butter and oral sex do not go together.

My friend dabbed some creamy (of course it was creamy, no way you're putting CHUNKY peanut butter on a soft, delicate vagina) peanut butter on her labia and I went to work. Almost immediately it all went wrong. The taste of peanut butter and her...wetness did not go well together. Peanut butter and chocolate? That's a home run. Peanut butter and pussy? NOPE. I worked her over but the peanut butter dried out my tongue--and her private parts. Everything got tacky and coated and gross. I tried sliding a finger inside her but she said it didn't feel good. I focused more attention on her clitoris, which usually sent her into paroxysms of pleasure, but my tongue felt weird in my mouth and weirder on her pink pearl.

We gave up. She took a shower, I washed out my mouth. Neither of us was exactly in the mood afterward but I felt like I needed another crack at her furrow, so she laid down on the bed and spread her legs and I got busy with my tongue.

She still smelled like Jif. Like, it was all I could smell. And taste. I think she was weirded out about the whole thing because she didn't climax. Left her place feeling a little inadequate. Didn't have a Reese's Cup for like six months.

We had no plans to get together again, but before graduation I walked her home one night and she asked if I wanted to come inside. Hint hint. I was going to say no, I was a bit tired of her using me as her occasional orgasm machine without adequate reciprocation. But dammit, I wasn't going to let THAT be her last memory of my oral skills. We went inside and she stripped off her shorts and panties and after fifteen seconds of my tongue tenderly exploring her most intimate places she sighed and said, "OK, this is how I remember it." I spent fifteen minutes really putting her through her paces, and after a couple of shrieking episodes and her finally begging me to stop, I triumphantly wiped my chin and headed home.