[b]A young couple just got married. On their wedding night, as they were undressing, the man took off his pants and tossed them at his new wife.
She was a petite little thing. She went ahead and tried the pants on, but they twice the size of her body.
She said "there's no way I can wear these."
"That's right, and don't you forget it!" the husband said. "I'm the man and I wear the pants in this marriage."
The wife slipped off her panties and tossed them at her new husband. "Try these on." she said to him.
And so he did...Those sexy panties of hers couldn't get past his knees.
"Hell! I can't get into your panties!" he complained.
She replied...
"That's right, and that's how it's going to be until your attitude changes."[/b]
https://www.southern-charms3.com/lulu/main.htm