The Southern Charms Fan Box

As a compliment to Jorja's Funny Fetishes thread, I thought it would be fun to hear about some funny diry talk. Let's face it, people say some wacky shit in the heat of the moment. So I'd like to hear some of the funny things that you have said or have had said to you while in the sack. I'll go first.

I once told a woman that I was going to fuck her like it was 1999.

Hahaha. This are two cute!

I heard a story from my friend that he was fucking a girl and was like "Ooohh you are soo wet" and she moaned back "YOU TOO!" They both had a laugh.