Points to ponder about Santa

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Even wonder if Santa comes but once a year, why is so jolly? Why is Mrs. Claus always so happy as well? Does Mrs. Claus prefer more "adult" toys, to gain stimulation and satisfaction? Would she call them PPE's? Personal Pleasure Enhancements? If so, would not a success full line of business for herself, be going into business? Could not her offers include, candy cane shaped and scented toys. A series of old fashioned Rock (Hard) Candy toys and assort accessories? Why hasn't Adam and Eve, developed a line based on Mrs. Claus? Their number one best seller, could be the Sugar Plum Fairy, with the sales pitch "provides enough sensuous stimulation to get even the most ravenous of women, through those long winter nights".



Lastly, if Santa can fly around the world in 24 hours, and not mess up a single gift, and has been doing it for centuries, why cant any airline, get my luggage to the same city and at the same as my flight?