Cowboy Walks into a bar

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Cowboy Walks into a bar

Postby bbwsarefun » Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:42 pm

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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Re: Cowboy Walks into a bar

Postby BossyBlondeSC3 » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:46 pm

This is hilarious!! :-)
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Re: Cowboy Walks into a bar

Postby Redhotriannon » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:42 pm

This is great!!
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