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The Scotsman

Postby DDDVIOAUS » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:20 pm

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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Re: The Scotsman

Postby Staples » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:22 am

*giggles*

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Re: The Scotsman

Postby Wardog36 » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:04 am

Haha
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Re: The Scotsman

Postby Miss Treat SC1 » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:04 pm

LOL I Love a man in a kilt!

But you need to have the legs for it!!!
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