Things your wife will NEVER say to you

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Things your wife will never say....to you...

1. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
2. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
4. That was a great fart, do another.
5. I'd rather drink beer and watch football with you than go shopping with my Besties.
6. I swear if I don't get to blow you soon, I'm gonna go nuts.
7. Just for you I signed up for yoga, so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
8. Come watch, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again.
9. I know your busy, I'll take the Jeep in for an oil change.
10. Your mother is a way better mom than mine.
11. You are sooooo sexy when your hungover.
12. Forget date night, lets get a porno, order some beer and pizza and have my sister come over for a threesome.
AND...…. I will swallow every drop.....I love the taste.