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The magic hand

Postby DDDVIOAUS » Sun Mar 01, 2020 1:28 pm

This lady is in court before the judge on a charge of assaulting a police officer. She pleads her innocent and asks if she can tell her story, and the judge agrees. She starts by saying it was really herself husband's fault. 'He was going out of town on business and didn't want me to miss him sexually. So he bough me this "Magic Hand". it looks , feels and acts like a real hand, it will do whatever you ask of it. I started missing my husband and on the third day got the hand out, and said "Magic hand, my pussy". It moved to my pussy and it was wonderful, orgasm after orgasm, but I didn't know how to turn it off. It started hurting so I got in the car to drive to the hospital. I admit I was swerving all over the road, as the hand wasn't stopping pleasuring me. That is when the policeman pulled me over. He asked if I was I had been drinking or taking drugs, I told him no, that I had a magic hand under my dress and it was pleasuring me . That is when the officer leaned into the window and said " Magic hand my ass","......
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Re: The magic hand

Postby Redhotriannon » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:25 am

Groan. lol
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Re: The magic hand

Postby DDDVIOAUS » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:08 pm

Redhotriannon wrote:Groan. lol


Aww shucks it wasn't that bad was it?
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Re: The magic hand

Postby tantalizingjoySC3 » Thu May 14, 2020 8:36 pm

Lol
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