A Women Goes Shopping

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A Women Goes Shopping

Postby lilymaymodel » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:00 am

A women goes out shopping with her husband and she spots a pair of boots she loves.

Husband says, No chance love, they are way too expensive.

Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower to her thigh.

She turns to him and says,
I don't think so mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain't riding it. :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby DDDVIOAUS » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:16 pm

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) :)) :)) :)) That is classic.... I am bold enough to admit that is one I am stealing......thank you...
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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby lilymaymodel » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:38 am

Your Welcome

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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby heels1 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:18 am

I dream of a woman who begs me to buy heels and boots xxxxx
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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby lilymaymodel » Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:46 pm

Oh Yes Please Boots & Heels I Love

Sending Love, Hugs & Plenty of Kisses

Have a Fantastic Weekend

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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby tantalizingjoySC3 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:26 am

Just told the hubby that one qnd he laughed
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Re: A Women Goes Shopping

Postby tantalizingjoySC3 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:40 pm

That was very funny
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