A women goes out shopping with her husband and she spots a pair of boots she loves.
Husband says, No chance love, they are way too expensive.
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower to her thigh.
She turns to him and says,
I don't think so mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain't riding it.