Why can't Miss Piggy Count to 70?

[lilymaymodel]

Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69

[loke693]

Good one!!!


Loke

[lilymaymodel]

Not the best of Jokes - But all I could find at the moment.

Keep Checking Back, you never know I may get a good one.

Happy New Years Eve, lets hope its a better year.

Love
Lily XXXX

[SexyRicki]

I liked this one. Perfect for the naughty side of us all.

Sexy Ricki
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[DDDVIOAUS]

Going to get a groan from the ladies.....on this..... but I though even with a frog in her throat why would Miss Piggy not be able to count to ten, and one does not need to speak to count.....then I remembered Miss Piggy is a BLONDE......

Since Miss Piggy broke up in 2015, I don't think she has the issue of frog in the throat anymore. Interestingly they also broke up in 1990 so Miss Piggy could be free and single but when Jim Henson later died, she and Kermit were reunited. The issue of their breakup was in part dictated by the view of many that the relationship was abusive as Missy Piggy often beat Kermit when he did not reciprocate her feelings.....Little unknown tidbit to many... Miss Piggy's first TV gig was not the Muppets. In 1974 she sang a love duet with Herb Albert TV show with the Tijuana Brass. They sang "I can't give you anything but love"

In 1996 Miss Piggy was ranked 23rd All-Time by TV Guide on it's 50 Greatest TV Stars of All Time list. I mean seriously?

[tantalizingjoySC3]

Now that's some funny shit. Love it.