Is it true

Is it true that a chicken crossing the road is....Poultry in motion?
Is it true that if a tribe of cannibals ate a missionary....They would have a taste of religion?
Is it true that if your butcher back into his meat grinder....He would get a little behind in is work?
Is it true that if a dog gave birth to puppies on a highway....She could be cited for littering?
Is it true of you threw a grenade into a French kitchen....You'd see Linoleum Blownapart?
Remember no matter how far you push the envelope.....It will always be stationary.
Remember to not join dangerous cults....Always practice safe sects.
Is it true that if a tribe of cannibals ate a missionary....They would have a taste of religion?
Is it true that if your butcher back into his meat grinder....He would get a little behind in is work?
Is it true that if a dog gave birth to puppies on a highway....She could be cited for littering?
Is it true of you threw a grenade into a French kitchen....You'd see Linoleum Blownapart?
Remember no matter how far you push the envelope.....It will always be stationary.
Remember to not join dangerous cults....Always practice safe sects.