What an Irish Mother can teach you
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:04 am
RELIGION ...... " You better pray that stain comes out of my new carpet young man !!!!!"
TIME TRAVEL ...... " If you don't stop that, I will belt you into next week !!!!"
PROOF ...... " Because I fecking said so, there's your proof enough !!!!"
LOGIC ...... "If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, you are not going to the store with me !!!!"
IRONY ...... "Go keep up your crying and I'll give you something to cry about !!!!"
CONTORTIONISM ...... " Keep it up and I will put that smile on the other side of your face !!!!"
APPRECIATION ...... " If you kids want to kill each other go outside and do it....I just finished cleaning the floors !!!!"
REASON ...... " Because I said so, that is more than reason enough !!!!"
TIME TRAVEL ...... " If you don't stop that, I will belt you into next week !!!!"
PROOF ...... " Because I fecking said so, there's your proof enough !!!!"
LOGIC ...... "If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, you are not going to the store with me !!!!"
IRONY ...... "Go keep up your crying and I'll give you something to cry about !!!!"
CONTORTIONISM ...... " Keep it up and I will put that smile on the other side of your face !!!!"
APPRECIATION ...... " If you kids want to kill each other go outside and do it....I just finished cleaning the floors !!!!"
REASON ...... " Because I said so, that is more than reason enough !!!!"