by DDDVIOAUS » Sun May 22, 2022 1:05 pm
Woman enters the novelty store and demands the clerk show her the largest dildo in the shop. He shows her what he has, and she complains they are all not large enough. After showing her more she asks to speak to the owner of the shop. She explains her husband had passed and he extraordinarily endowed in the male organ department and wanted and would need something of similar size to fondly remember him by. He walked her through the store, and showed her everything, and still she was not satisfied. The owner led her back to the office to go through the catalogs, when she stopped exclaiming, 'There that is the one I want, that red one on the wall there". The owner now fully exasperated, shakes his head and replies " Madam, that is our fire Extinguisher.