A child's letter to Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2023 9:41 amDear Santa,
I hope my letter this year finds you and Mrs. Claus well, the elves and reindeer too.
I'm well, and really don't want anything for myself, but will take anything you might like to give me.
I'm writing for Mom and Dad, they have tried to be good but it is not easy for them.
So could you please be extra nice, and give Mommy, a case of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 and a new doctor
who will write her scripts for valium and medicinal gummies, since her last doc got busted.
As for Dad, he is hard to buy for. I have noticed when we got to the park, he will often
look at pretty girls and say "I'd to try some of that". Santa I don't know what "that" is, but if you could bring
Dad some, it might make him happier, which would make mom happier I think.
Leaving the milk and cookies by the tree, and sorry about those brownies last year, Love Bobby
I hope my letter this year finds you and Mrs. Claus well, the elves and reindeer too.
I'm well, and really don't want anything for myself, but will take anything you might like to give me.
I'm writing for Mom and Dad, they have tried to be good but it is not easy for them.
So could you please be extra nice, and give Mommy, a case of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 and a new doctor
who will write her scripts for valium and medicinal gummies, since her last doc got busted.
As for Dad, he is hard to buy for. I have noticed when we got to the park, he will often
look at pretty girls and say "I'd to try some of that". Santa I don't know what "that" is, but if you could bring
Dad some, it might make him happier, which would make mom happier I think.
Leaving the milk and cookies by the tree, and sorry about those brownies last year, Love Bobby