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Another Not On My Site Pic, Just for you guys!!
Update #2332 POSTING Thurs, July 11

Black Lace & Suntan

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Another Not On My Site Pic, Just for you guys!!
Update #2332 POSTING Thurs, July 11

Black Lace & Suntan

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Nice

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Another Not On My Site Pic, Just for you guys!!
Update #2332 POSTING Thurs, July 11

Black Lace & Suntan

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Oh wow wow wow those titties are just the greatest thing ive seen in a while! Wear this incredible outfit babe if you want ALOT of attention .
Just dreaming of being behind you and gently kissing your neck whilst i reached around you and weigh those beauties out in my hands .

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Another Not On My Site Pic, Just for you guys!!
Update #2332 POSTING Thurs, July 11

Black Lace & Suntan

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Oh wow wow wow those titties are just the greatest thing ive seen in a while! Wear this incredible outfit babe if you want ALOT of attention .
Just dreaming of being behind you and gently kissing your neck whilst i reached around you and weigh those beauties out in my hands .

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Heels.........my titties are heavy......tannlined, suckable, and heavy But I know you're hands are strong enough to hold them

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Look back Pic..........Update #214 This was posted in 2006

I'm smiling because I just came, and let you watch while I vibrated my clit with a Mr. Rabbit vibrator

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Saturday, July 13, 2024

It's been ten days since I last posted words I don't think you guys mind though, right?

I've posted pics, now it's time for the..............uggggg............words

Ten days have gone by, that's just unbelievable! Let's see, in the last week and a half, I've:
1) done alot of floating around in my pool, and working on my tan
2) worked on my book
3) finished my rotiserre Halloween Prop by goreing up the hand, wrist and heart that is on it, making them look like they are cooking.
(Apparently they look real, cuz I freaked one of my grandkids out when I brought it in the house)
4) Oh, I've been planning out my NAUGHTY, SLUTTY, Halloween Pics for you guys to enjoy. I'm not gonna be gross or icky looking, I promise.......although I can do that very well. I think I've posted some of my past halloween night stuff, showing what I look like to the trick or treaters.

My husband and I are getting ready to tackle the China Berry Tree in our backyard. It's the tree in the background of the lawnmower pics I recently posted. The tree is gorgeous and I love it, BUT.............that fucker makes a mess of my pool when it drops the leaves, not just in the fall either. AND, that tree is TOXIC to animals!!!! So when the wind blows, I have to make sure there aren't any leaves or berries on my patio or on the lawn where my dog does her business. She would EAT them! The birds and squirrels are smart enough to know NOT to eat them. I didn't plant the tree, it was there when we bought the house and just last year I found out it was poisonous. Every bit of the tree is poisonous to eat. So it's gonna be trimmed to just below the fence line and we'll see how that goes. If it's still causing a mess with the pool and I find the leaves and berries are still making their way to my patio and grass, then we'll have to hire someone to get rid of it completely. Fingers crossed that doesn't happen cuz I really think it's pretty. We're gonna try and trim it down to below the fence line. Well my husband is. I'll probably just stand around and give suggestions that he'll ignore

I'm thinking I want to do something special for my 20th Charmaverssary this December 21st. But not sure what. I'll keep thinking.......but do you have any suggestions?

Ok, I'm gonna fess up to something that's hilarious. And ten years ago I would have considered it embarrassing. Funny how age makes you change your opinion on things and lean towards a more who gives a fuck attitude?

So here goes. I have a bunch of replica wine barrel planter things in my front and back yards. Different sizes, but all pretty large. I think I have 7 in the front. They are really cool and I've been keeping LIVE flowers in them for a few years. But................I've come to the conclusion that I'm a big idiot for doing that. I've never been able to keep the flowers alive, even though I water them and give plant food. I don't trim them, or remove them from the blister your skin hot Texas sun........so the poor things die. Off to the store I'd go to buy more. Those things are ridiculously expensive!! And I was getting tired of having to go out and water them, and dig up the dead ones, replant live ones.........
Can you guess where I'm going with this whole detailed hilariously embarassing confession of mine?

So I said screw it and ordered a bunch of various kinds of FAKE PLASTIC FLOWERS and LEAVES on stems from online. And planted those in my wine barrel flower boxes. Making sure to do it in the evening when the neighbors hopefully wouldn't be seeing me do it. Cuz these things look REAL and now my neighbors can think I have an amazing green thumb! I haven't replaced all the live plants, yet. Just waiting for the others to die off and then plastic replicas will go in those planter boxes too! But SHIT! These things look real!!! And I don't have to water them, or trim them, they don't die. I love them! Plus they were cheap online. I couldn't believe how much they were in hobby stores. Super expensive. But online? Cheap!
So yep, just call me the silly fake flower lady who loves being an exhibitionist, even at the ripe old age of 63 this September!

More later guys!

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Update #2334 Posting Wed July 17

WET JEANS!

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Lookback Pic: From sometime in 2010 Update #495

Cigar Smoking in the Woods...........

............and a few pics of my BFF Oh Alex SC2 and I being very naughty girls <grin>

I spent a weekend in a cabin in the woods. The surroundings were so pretty! Forest and trees and fresh air! So totally different than the big city congestion here in Texas! I couldn't wait to get outside - cuz I LOVE getting naked outdoors! And would you believe it? The entire weekend was WET, FOGGY, and COLD! No sunshine at all!

But I didn't let that stop me............I mean the cold air makes my nipples so hard and perky! <wink>

And although I couldn't go out in the woods to do some naughty pics like I planned - because my camera wasn't waterproof (the fog was so THICK that it felt like it was raining) ...........I was able to step out on the covered front deck and smoke a cigar.............Wearing jeans and one of my husband's long sleeve flannel shirts (dressed as your typical "mountain girl" Serena.....lol) I leisurely smoked my sweet cigar while unbuttoning my baggy flannel shirt and revealing my big, goose bumpily covered tits! It was cold, and WOW was it ever WET! It didn't take long before the wet fog had soaked my hair............

............so, here I am.........trying to be sexy, dressed very UN Sultry Serena like (no mini dress, no corsets, no stockings.......lol)............with damp, flat hair, freezing my ass off ............and then the wind picks up!

OMG!! Did I mention before that it was cold????? <grin>

So I took off my jeans!

Spreading my thighs wide open, smoking that sweet cigar...........my nipples hard and pointy............the camera clicking away..........

.........mmmm baby - getting naughty outside ALWAYS turns me on.............and that definitely warmed me up!

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Not On My Site: Upcoming Update #2336 Posting Tuesday July 23

NOT my favorite dress.........

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Sunday, July 21, 8:50 a.m.

I've been posting pics lately for you guys, but here come the chatty patty words!

OMG GUESS WHAT happened to me the other day??? It was so GROSS! And ok, maaaaaaaaaaybe there's a slight itsy bitsy teeny weeny chance I may have overreacted just a smidge (Smidge?) Isn't that a word from the 1950's? It fits, so I'm using it. I'm past caring if my words tend to "date" me.......I think the fact I collect social security dates me without any help from anything else

Anyways, so I'm out floating on my raft thingy, enjoying the hot sun and just relaxing in my pool. I've got my sunglasses on and my hat pulled down to shade my face and I'm thinking how good this feels to just be lazy in the sun when all of a sudden...........................


............................................I felt something on my left BIG TOE! A feathery something...............Light, but DEFINITELY SOMETHING!
In an instant I raised up and ..........................CRAP!! BLECK!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!! I screamed and jerked my foot like crazy, flung myself off the raft and into the water, trying to run in my pool which is as deep as I am tall........screaming bloody murder.............feeling like I'm gonna faint and trying to get to my husband so he can protect me! It was all happening in slow motion for ME, but to my husband, he said it was quick. He had no idea what I was having such a cow about. I'm breathless, kinda like when you have a really GOOD orgasm?? And I'm trying to say "a wasp!" But all that's coming out of my mouth was " it was on my toe!!" My husband, who is well versed in how to understand my shortcut language .....figured out what had happened. He's asking me if it bit me? And I'm still freaking out, still trying to run in the water (which is almost impossible) and I'm yelling that it was a red one, a BIG one! "Did it sting you?" he asks again all calm like. Well by this time, I'd finally made it to the shallow end and got to the stairs and I'm trying to get my foot out of the water to look, because my toe was now hurting. And I'm telling him, "YES! I think it did cuz my toe hurts!" OMG I was afraid to look. I could feel it throbbing and it was aching and OMG that thing was ON ME!!! My husband lifts my foot up out of the water and he's examining my big toe. And he tells me, "there's nothing there". Well I'm just sure he's not looking in the right place, cuz I feel it! So he looks again, and calmly says, "Nope, nothing there" and puts my foot back into the water. What??? Strangely enough the pain kinda left suddenly I guess that fucker didn't sting me
The next day I didn't lay on my floaty raft. I stayed on guard looking for those ugly MFers. And I ordered some wasp traps My husband does pretty good at watching out for them and getting rid of them while we're in the pool but sometimes they slip by him.
Yesterday I was brave...........I laid out on my floaty raft thing again

I've been planning my Halloween updates! Yeah I know, it's only July. But I'm planning on doing something Halloweeny every update in October. Don't worry, I don't mean full grossed out gory makeup or anything like that. Nope, just something special for October. I recently bought these cute little deck shoes with pumpkin covered fabric. And I am thinking of recreating "The Bride of Frankenstein" I did that years and years ago but I really had fun doing it. I just got a new Frankenstein anamatronic so maybe I'll do it again with him.

I was going to shoot updates and videos today, but it's raining. The clouds and dark skies make it hard to get decent video quality in the house. So I'm going to wait on indoor shoots. BUT, if it keeps raining for awhile, I'm thinking of going outside in something sheer and flimsy. I can keep my back to the neighbors while standing on my back porch in the open and in the rain. I'll see if my husband's game to get soaked

More later!

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Not On My Site! Update #2339 Posting Monday, July 29

SWEET n' JUICY!

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Saturday, July 27 9:41 a.m.

I really hate it when I have to deal with "gizmos"......ie: electronics Over the years, it's gotten to where I absolutely hate having to fix problems with them. I've always been the one to set up our electronics, and my husband takes care of the muscle stuff But anymore I absolutely just get so stressed sometimes, cuz it feels like these things are sometimes smarter than me! So this week, my laptop decided it was going to out of the blue, just give me black screen for a few seconds, whenever the mood struck it, I guess. Well honestly, the first thing that happened, is the back right hinge broke. This is my third laptop in 20 years for my site, so they DO get alot of use Hinge breaking is a common thing I've experienced. You would crack up if you saw my laptop right now, it's actually DUCK TAPED Yep, I can't close it and the screen and bottom and right top corner of the keyborad is duck taped holding the lid steady Apparently the wires are near that right back hinge. I bought a new laptop, and it's still in the box I haven't even opened it yet to set it up because I absolutely hate that crap! Setting up a new laptop or computer. Ugggggg.........

And if that wasn't bad enough, a few days ago my friggin printer, which was probably 10 years old, decided to stop working on me too! I had just bought $70 worth of INK!!! So here's the funny thing...........Printers are so cheap, so I searched the web and found the exact same printer and bought it for $40 brand new, so that I didn't have to waste my $70 of ink! Besides, I know how to use that one, so there's no learning curve. I was able to get my PC to recognize it with just a little effort. So that problem is fixed. Now I've just got to open the box and set up my new laptop

But it can wait............I'm still using the ducktaped one

OMG I'm so pooped today! Yesterday my husband and I cut down this 35' Chinaberry tree in our yard. The tree was GORGEOUS! It's the one i did my recent lawnmower pics in front of. It's gorgeous, but it's a pain in the ass tree AND it's TOXIC to animals. Every part of the tree is toxic. And when it looses it's leaves in the fall, it really makes a mess in my pool. Then the berries fall off in the winter, and we have to go out and clean up THAT mess. My new dog, has "pica" which means she eats anything, especially things she's not supposed to eat. We don't want her to get sick from eating the leaves or berries from that tree, so we cut down about 25' to 30' of it yesterday. It's not a single trunk tree, it had 7 trunks. That chore really kicked my ass and I'm feeling it today! Between hauling the cut pieces out to the curb for debris pick up and pulling a rope to pull the cut brances in a certain direction away from our house, I think I used every muscle in my body yesterday. I was thinking of doing some pics or videos with me using the chain saw, BUT............I've never used one before and I really didn't think using one for the first time with my tits hanging out was a very good idea So I ended up doing the whole tree chore the boring normal way, with my clothes on, and my boobs covered

I'm almost ready for Halloween! I'm planning to update with halloween themed updates for the entire month of October. But don't worry, I'm not gonna be costumed in every update. I've got two costume ones planned.

I want to recreate my Bride of Frankenstein, I did it originally waaaaay back in 2011. I've got a new Hunky Franky and alot more sensuous curves

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The other sort of costumed one will be Lil' Red Riding Hood. My Big Bad Wolf Animatronic is amazing! So of course I gotta show him off But I'm wearing a slutty short barely there dress that I picked out, and of course the red cape Probably boots? hmmmm, not sure yet, but I do know you'll enjoy it

I really am looking forward to this!

More later.........

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Not On My Site! Update #2339 Posting Monday, July 29

SWEET n' JUICY!

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What a sexy and sweet update to look forward too.

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COOL UPDATE

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PREVIEW PIC Update #2341 Posting Thurs August 1

Suntanned SLUT

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Thursday, August 1 8:35 a.m.

Summer is being so strange here this year. It's been windy and cloudy! It's still hot, but the winds and clouds ruin my enjoyment of laying out on my floaty raft in my pool. Although I do have a kick ass tan again this year Just being strange this summer. I prefer the HOT HOT HOT summer, no wind, no clouds. I've noticed that I really don't like the cold anymore. I used to love the snow and dreamed of one day living in the mountains.......Yep, definitely NOT on my bucket list any longer. I hate the cold, and the snow is pretty, but it's not something I want to deal with all winter long.

I've been limping around the last couple of days. My big toe got stepped on while I was barefoot and OMG the pain made me see fireworks! I thought it might be broken at first, but it's much better after only 5 days, so I think it just got a boo-boo My husband was wearing shoes with ridged soles and he stepped on my toe by accident. Long story on how it happened, just imagine Laurel & Hardy or any comedic duo of your choice, in a small bathroom together. I was removing a wet bathing suit, pulling it up over my head, buckles on straps got stuck in my hair, he's already dressed with shoes back on, he leans in to help, steps on my toe, I try to back up instinctively, toe is stuck under his shoe, I lose my balance (suit is still over my face) and begin to fall back, he leans in (and ultimately that makes him press down harder on my toe) to stop me from falling backwards into the tub.......OMG it probably looked funny as hell! I can laugh now The good news, I didn't fall backwards into the tub and I did manage to untangle my hair from the buckle on my suit strap My toe is black and blue, but it's alot less tender, so I'm on the mend

My pup turned a year old recently! I can't believe so much time passed so quickly. I think I adopted her when she was 2 1/2 months old, and she's already had her first birthday. I was gonna throw her a party.........yep, I really was. I've never given any of my pets a birthday part before, but I honestly thought about it. My grandkids thought it would be fun too! But I didn't. Did you know you can actually buy birthday cake mix for dogs? I didn't know that until recently. I skipped it though. My dog tends to get runny poop if she eats anything other than her dry dog food, so I didn't want to cause myself any additional GROSS issues to clean up off my rug in the living room Her birthday is a conflicting time for me, she was born on the anniversary date of my Mom's passing. And (enter twilight zone theme music here)..........my sweet Maddie, (prior dog) Passed away on my husband's deceased Mom's birthday! Strange coincidence right?

I still haven't opened up my new laptop..........Yeah, I'm procastinating

More later

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Not On My Site, Upcoming Update #2343 Posting Tuesday August 6

In the Pool with vinyl Top & Layered Chiffon Skirt
Suntanned, WET and Naughty

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Not On My Site, Upcoming Update #2343 Posting Tuesday August 6

In the Pool with vinyl Top & Layered Chiffon Skirt
Suntanned, WET and Naughty

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Looking forward to seeing the rest of this. Not that I don't look forward to them all but you know me and the pool, underwater, bath , shower and just general wetlook sets .

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Not On My Site, Upcoming Update #2343 Posting Tuesday August 6

In the Pool with vinyl Top & Layered Chiffon Skirt
Suntanned, WET and Naughty

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WOW! That tight shiny, vinyl top combined with the flowing chiffon skirt looks such a sexy outfit! You look fantastic! Love it! x

Thanks sexy

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Not On My Site, Update #2345 Posting Thurs August 8

Posing like a horny slut
I actually have a "Texas" themed room in my house, and my new moccasins fit right in

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