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big hairy butt crack...

Postby Eva SC2 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:28 am

So I've been a busy woman lately. My husband surprized me with my dream sewing machine for my birthday. And even though I already have a ton of other things I need to get done, it inspired me to convert half the attic into a sewing/craft room and the other side into a closet to store all my shoes, hats, bags, and clothing overflow. Doing some light demo and construction in the attic, while also helping hubby move his office because his rental contract wasn't renewed. (owners are expanding their own business)
We've actually been moving the small things to the new office slowly over the week. And one day we got there and the door was open. Didn't see the man behind it untill he said something when we opened the door further on him. Aparently he was there to paint the walls. (or patch paint wich I don't find acceptable, but he must) Heavyset bear of a man wearing a stained t-shirt, flannel, and of course saggy jeans. Those jeans had a belt, but it did NOT work! I've seen plumber crack before. Most pretty hairy. But I have NEVER seen someone's pants slide so far down that I could see their anus! :-O I shit you not I almost dropped the end of the bookshelf I was holding. Hubby saw my jaw drop, and asked if I was okay or did I need to set it down for a moment. I think I was blinded for a moment. I really did not need to see that. Anyone remember Borat's balls on the chin moment. Well that came to mind too, and I couldn't help but laugh. Seriously guys, suspenders or a long shirt! Don't rely on your belts! :))
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Re: big hairy butt crack...

Postby noface » Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:58 pm

Ahhh, the mark of the plumber! I've never quite figured how people can't know that's going on and once worked with a guy that when he'd lean over and be displaying that, we'd toss pennies at the slot with many banking off his back and sliding in there! :-D
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Postby Eva SC2 » Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:08 pm

Oh my goodness, did he even notice you were bouncing pennies off his backside? (BTW, I'm exhausted from putting together Ikea stuff all day. and I wore a tunic length tank to cover my lilly white ass!)
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Postby noface » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:50 pm

Oh yes, he used to get pissed but eventually he wore a belt and/or declined to lean over in front of an audience :-D
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Postby Eva SC2 » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:24 pm

I admit to bending over in front of an audience without any panties on. But that usually gets a different response!
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Postby noface » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:13 pm

YOU bending over in front of me without anything on would make me wish upon every star that you would slip and fall backwards with my face breaking the fall ;)
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Postby Eva SC2 » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:12 am

Wiggle... wiggle... wiggle...
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