(OMG. THIS is why I would never be allowed to have a cock. I'd be dick whipping people in the face every where I went. I'd spend serious energy sprouting a cock JUST to smack some one with it...)
Never underestimate the lubrication potential of tears.
It's no shock to me I'd bring the fetish up, hehe. I love plastic and pvc so much I even have the panties to match. -giggle- Glad to see another PVC fan!