The Southern Charms Fan Box

There once was a guy named hook.......
He usually did everything by the book.........
But one day he found, that he didn't like things........
that weren't very round!

It was a dark night in Austin
She was new in town, from Bostin
Her clothes was not the right kind
she needed some that would not bind

hook wrote:It was a dark night in Austin
She was new in town, from Bostin
Her clothes was not the right kind
she needed some that would not bind

She met a guy on the street
he had smelly feet.......
But he offered her his baggy shirt
So she crazily began to flirt.......

the shirt did little to hide her assets
she seemed to have only one thing on her mind
he just wanted to get away from her assets
she thought he was being kind

hook wrote:the shirt did little to hide her assets
she seemed to have only one thing on her mind
he just wanted to get away from her assets
she thought he was being kind

She didn't bother buttoning the shirt
And began to run after him........stumbling in the dirt.......
She fell .........
But didn't yell.........
Her boobs were such big round mounds......
they actually bounced her right up off the ground!

She said my name is Serena, I am new in town
I need a man, best he not run
my boobs will not put up with a clown
I don't like loving on the run

As the days went by, they flew
He explored those big round tits, like they were new
He liked things that were round
She let them be free, not bound
There was no bra that could contain them
They were out there just for him
She let them stand and be proud
When he gazed upon them, he could not hear a sound
They were so profound
He would not let them touch the ground
But things were about to change
Something seemed strange
She started going out at night
Something about it gave him a fright

Her legs went on forever and ever.
and to top it off she was very cleaver.
She knew how to get her man,
and she knew just how to take a stand.
You did not have a chance once you were near.
Her body knew how to move when she put in high gear.

OK I did mt best. LOL

Alexus Lin SC1 wrote:Her legs went on forever and ever.
and to top it off she was very cleaver.
She knew how to get her man,
and she knew just how to take a stand.
You did not have a chance once you were near.
Her body knew how to move when she put in high gear.

OK I did mt best. LOL

He'd heard on the news things were crazy in town
walking dead zombies all around!
But he ignored those reports, and uttered not a sound
because when she came near him, his erection was profound!
She kept her tits bare
and didn't really care.......
For he was totally hers
......just like a curse!!!

(hook? Notice I'm leaning towards the zombie bride? lol)

He liked that she kept her tits bare
He wanted her to be aware
That all was not right in town
She should smile and not frown
As her body was as tight as any around
She would drop her britches to the ground
When he came around
She enjoyed his manhood
He did not like the neighborhood
She did not care, as long as she could stay bare
He could not fight her desires, or red hair
He stayed hard
She worked it hard

hook wrote:He liked that she kept her tits bare
He wanted her to be aware
That all was not right in town
She should smile and not frown
As her body was as tight as any around
She would drop her britches to the ground
When he came around
She enjoyed his manhood
He did not like the neighborhood
She did not care, as long as she could stay bare
He could not fight her desires, or red hair
He stayed hard
She worked it hard

One night they went out to a new club in town
They passed the IHOP, they serve pancakes......they're round......
Not hungry for food, they wanted to have fun
So they walked on by and continued on.
It got dark as they walked, she grabbed his arm.
Her tits were still bare, he brushed away her hair.......
as he reached out to grab, the big soft boob that was there!
Squeezing and pinching as they walked side by side
he couldn't wait til they got inside.......
They'd find a quiet corner and makeout like teens
his hard on was so ginormous it was ripping his jeans!

what's to come? cum??? or.......sultry serena zombie style?????

She said. Those jeans are expensive, they might rip
Let me help, it's my job to please as she took a grip
She said it so hard, I don't think you could twist the skin with a pipe wrench
She started to feel the power within, her hands were wrapped around it tight as a cinch
As she lowered her head into his lap
She thought, I wish earlier I had taken a nap
But all thought of sleepiness were soon forgotten
As her lips wrapped around his erection, her thought were soon naughty
She could not take it any longer, she pulled her g string off
As she settled into his lap, all she wanted was to get off

Oh Serena, that hottie
Positioned her body
Right on top of his rod
She rocked and she rode
She begged for his load,
But wouldn't let him explode...

People was starting to stare, as the two did there thing
She bounced on his rod like she was on a spring
Other people started to disrobe , as she rocked and rolled on his pole
They started to git into it, the sexual tension was on boil
Right in the middle of the show
It started to snow
But Serena never lost her composer
She needed closer

hook wrote:People was starting to stare, as the two did there thing
She bounced on his rod like she was on a spring
Other people started to disrobe , as she rocked and rolled on his pole
They started to git into it, the sexual tension was on boil
Right in the middle of the show
It started to snow
But Serena never lost her composer
She needed closer

As the sun went down, and darkness was there
they fucked themselves crazy
.....and then serena's hair.............
turned wild and ratty and matted and gray
once sultry and sexy in the day..........
at night she's now quite a scare!

He didn't care and her boobs still held power....
the ratty shirt had been long tossed away....
he watched her transform and thought she needed a shower......
She seemed kind of hungry and grunted her dismay
when he cooked her round pancakes and tossed them her way........

She just ate the middle, not the round part
The pancakes looked kind of funny
They was still Round, but the middle was gone in the shape of a heart
her disposition was not sunny
after she ate, she said she was horny
he thought the pancakes looked different, kinda strange
Serena said lets go to LaGrange
there used to be a whore house there
they called it the chicken ranch back there
he did not want to go, saw no use in it
she put on a hat, nothing else, she said lets git
she said there might still be eggs at the ranch
and they needed to find a tree branch
she wanted to eat some green eggs and ham
and cook them using pam

They went to LaGrange, he didn't want to go
But when you're with Serena, you never say no.
Besides Hook was wondering, as he noticed her change
Maybe those pancakes were cursed, he might need some chains!
To secure his Serena and keep her from wandering
as darkness fell he began pondering...........
Should I bind her with hancuffs? Tie her with ropes?
He had to do something, so he offered her a coke.
She was wild and ravenous and couldn't get enough
of his manly body, his cock, his touch!
Her wavy red hair, turned gray in a blink......
She seemed a little hungry......Hook needed to think!
Back at home he had problems.........he was married you know......
Serena's fault as she penned that story while Hook screamed....
NO NO NO!
His inlaws had decided to come for a visit
a strange bunch they were........
and pretty explicit!

Back in LaGrange at the chicken ranch
they had a salad, the dressing was ranch
Serena was Ready to play
she said I need to be layed
she had a blanket on the ground
it was an odd shaped blanket, it was round
hook told her that he wanted her, her boobs were massive
but he was married to a crazy lady, she was passive
and her family was nuts
and they was a pain in his but
serena said come on over here
I need you near
make me cum, I need an orgasm now
I will make your problems go away