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I also find phrases that people use alot or things that they say out of frustration quite funny. I'll begin...

The phrase I probably use most is "You gotta be f@%*ing kidding me!"

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I find myself using the word 'arsehole' a lot when I'm driving - obviously aimed at other drivers. Stupid pedestrians get a smile and 'seriously?' as they can't hear me and it's frowned upon to knock them over on purpose!

Ophelia x

Driving seems to bring out the best phrases and words.
Here are mine.

Fucking Idiot
Moron
Dumb Ass
what an asshole

RandileeSC2 wrote:When something is annoying or odd happens to me I just say..... "Fuck a Duck"

I think that is a Texas thing

I'm known for saying "what a douche" a lot. Also "oh! TITS!" when I drop something, etc.

I admit to having the mouth of a sailor. LMAO I refer to my closest friends as my Bitches. Charms who have talked to me on the phone know my penchant for the F bomb. I refer to stupid people as "fucktards", "asshats", and "assclowns". On solo road trips, I usually blare rager music that would make my mother blush. And that's nothing compared to the language that falls out of my mouth when I'm wearing my Bitch boots... or gaming. LOL

My favorite swear words probably come out more often when I'm gaming. I have no problem calling the enemy a cumdumpster, or the ever infamous "cock juggling gutter cunt".... I even admit to having several lively conversations about the enemy team's sexual orientation... and mothers. *shrug* Trash talking used to be a skill to throw your opponent off their game... I've elevated it to a fucking artform.

Ok, so far Jorja wins. gman should start a contest for best use of filthy language. Love it!

Pig Fucker is another one of my go-to swears when I drop something, break something, etc.

When driving, I typically refer to idiot drivers as douche nozzles or busted rubbers (i.e. "Nice signal ya fuckin busted rubber!" or "look at this douche nozzle").

This thread is shaping up nicely by the way.

Fuck face
Cock sucker
Douche
Douche bag
Cunt
Jerk stain

Best part of you ran down your mamma's leg.

Bawbag
Fuckpig
Hope your next shit is a hedgehog
Fud
Fanny Baws
Soapy Tit Wank
She has a cunt like a hippo's yawn
Minge

Mine has to be Suck Balls. I say it at least 10 times a day.

Cunt face and asshat is probably what i use the most douche in anyway is another one lol