Stay away from the beer, fellas. ;)

If it doesn't feel comfortable any place else, try slipping it in here.

Stay away from the beer, fellas. ;)

Postby Jorja SC3 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:18 pm

Beer contains female hormones. Concerned scientists have studied the effects of beer on men, and the findings are shocking. Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!

I was about to announce it was Miller Time, now that it's after 5 o'clock... but I think we should avoid the beer. LOL
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Postby CadeeSC2 » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:38 pm

That clears up so much!
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Postby billydowns » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:00 am

that explains why I've always like a bit of head with my beer
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Postby Jorja SC3 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:28 pm

SultrySerenaSC2 wrote:I dunno.................2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
Seems to me my husband does this alot! Even without beer! :D



LOL Mine waits a few days, then "sorta" apologizes all nonchalantly, like it's an afterthought. And he's never really been a beer drinker. Go figure.
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Postby Eva SC2 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:18 pm

Too funny... though I don't think ANY of that sounds like a WOMAN. :o (yes that was sarcasm)
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