Italian Lace SC4 wrote:I've been overtly flirting with an acquaintance online whenever she posts a new profile pic. The other day I told her "the sun has a hard time competing with your radiance." Her friend commented after me "Damn, that's a good line" so I guess I did it right!?
Conversely, someone once wrote to me "I'd like to stick my cannoli in your lasagna." It wasn't a good line, but I sure won't forget it anytime soon!
Why would anyone want to ruin a perfectly good cannoli?
DDDVIOAUS wrote:I don't know if it qualifies as a pick up line.... since we were already on a date.
Some 20 years ago, I agree to a date with a lass some 13 years younger. She had pursued me like I was Most Wanted and she was a dogged dedicated FBI man. I gave in and we went out on a date. We went to a Greek place that had a brick oven and were well known for "Greek Pizza". Things were going well by dessert and she order a creamy Greek thing that smelled cognac or brandy. While waiting, she got quiet, then blurted out.... I NEED TO FEEL YOU INSIDE ME TONIGHT !!!!!!!
I had just taken a drink, and almost choked on it. LSSV( long story short version) She did TWICE...
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