Oh! Alex SC2 Secrets and Sexy Stuff

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Welcome to my first blog! Funny stuff: (from my Update 485)

I am often tickled with what you fellas write.

When I inserted a banana in update 477, yes I put it IN me, down there... you cracked me up when you wrote:

"Shame on you for making me envious of a banana!"

and

"Can you warm this banana up for me?"

That still makes me laugh! I love your sense of humor!


Update 408, the "cheeky" skirt, with my ass cheeks sticking out..

"Wow, an ass less skirt? Question: where would one actually wear one of those? I need to move there right away!"

Same Update 408, my comments:
Don't you think the office, library and grocery store would be much more enjoyable if the women all wore ass less skirts?

It might be just the thing to gain control of the remote ...

You should be so distracted you wouldn't notice that I had taken over. BUTT it might prove difficult to concentrate on my show as I anticipate being absolutely railed from BEHIND ...


AND you won't want to miss the memory I share in update 408 of the time I wore a totally sheer blouse to a shopping mall WITH NO BRA ON.... True story!!

Love,
Oh NAUGHTY Alex! XXX

[SultrySerenaSC2]

Whoo Hoooo! Tell more, I thought I knew you pretty well........turns out you're definitely full of surprises

[mrsleatherSC3]

Welcome Oh Alex! x
How Lovely to see you have also started on here! I have always said about us SC models - the stories we could tell! So now we can haha
looking forward to all the stories
xxx

[ohalexSC22]

Funniest thing about the mall trip in the see-through blouse, on the way to the car two fellows coming towards us in the parking lot actually WALKED BACKWARDS to keep looking at my bouncing boobs! One guy said (to the fellow that was with me) "Do you blame us?" And he said "Not at all!!!"

Guys walking backwards.... Love it!! *grin*

[loke693]

Absolutely enjoying your blog. I would love to have run into you with the see through blouse on. I remember you use to threaten to chase me, I’m sure you wouldn’t have to chase me far, especially with the see through blouse!


Loke

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So pleased you are enjoying it Loke!

I love e mail with members and one just today reminded me of some funny things.

We were talking about how quickly the stars in porno flicks seem to be able to undo the woman's bra....some of my bras have four sets of hooks and eyes, and one has five... I think those quick reaching behind moves for porno flicks are done with Velcro bras! Just my theory.

You can't imagine the amount of straps and buckles and hooks and eyes we must endure to look sexy! Just yesterday I was trying on outfits for the five days of shooting coming up this time next week. One is all black lace ~ a VERY sexy body stocking ~ thank you BFF - I love it!!

Anyway when I took it off, about 4 inches in on one shoulder the fabric got hooked on a bra hook in the back and I was saying a few choice words - - being alone and not wanting to tear the black lace to unhook it!

I had to use a clothes hanger to move the fabric in the direction of the hook to protect the lace but what a jam! These things only happen when you are alone!

And I had to trim my hair as one day as I washing my hair in the shower, rinsing out the shampoo when the water must have taken the hair down the middle of my back and in between my butt cheeks and I WAS STUCK! I COULDN'T MOVE MY HEAD until I figured out what the problem was! Hilarious but honestly!!

From now on my opinion is there should be a man in the shower with me at all times to prevent those kinds of situations!! And yes I will wash your back, among other things..... XXX

[loke693]

I would love to be your designated shower person to help you in the shower for occasions such as the one you described! Please let me know where and how I can apply!


Loke

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One is all black lace ~ a VERY sexy body stocking ~ thank you BFF - I love it!!

Your welcome BFF I'm definitely excited for the gown to come my way

[ohalexSC22]

I would love to be your designated shower person to help you in the shower for occasions such as the one you described! Please let me know where and how I can apply!


Loke

What a gentleman you are Loke! XXX

[Roxieswings]

Very sexy lady!! Keep it up.

[ohalexSC22]

Thank you Sweetness! XX

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Hi Ya Sweeties!!

I woke up this morning thinking about some of the crazy things that have happened during photo shoots!

Years ago we rented a cabin out in the country, and were thrilled to find it had a crystal clear stream in the back. It was sunny and hot so we decided to use that cooling stream and get an update at the same time!

It had a nice bench right in the middle of it, and a small waterfall. I was just about to take off my clothes when we hear what sounds like thunder and it's getting louder and louder!!

There were some "HA!" "Hurry UP!" Shrill whistles and some whips cracking - WHAAAAT??? Yes actual real-live whips! Out of the forest were seven real live cowboys (Oooooooo one of my hot-buttons!) and they were rounding up cattle!!

Evidently they were moving the cattle when some took off into the woods and we were just lucky that I was in a swim suit and not naked in that stream when the cowboys came thundering out of the brush!

They managed to get them out of the woods and drove them up the hill and onto the road. I got a big kick out of the guy who stood up in his stirrups and raised his hat, nodded and said "Ma'am" as he went by.

*Sigh* I like Cowboys. I like non-Cowboys too.

You can see the update the cows and Cowboys almost got to see - #633.

AND watch for my NEW Cowgirl sets coming up, I shot two in September and I didn't have horse to ride but I'd settle for you in a Cowboy hat!!!

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I wonder how long women have been carrying firearms in their garter belts?

Wonder if anyone has ever shot themselves in the ass? *wink*

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Happy Saturday Dolls and Hunks!

I did something I have never done before yesterday! Update 1164 is the Christmas set for this coming Thursday, the 21st, and the entire update including the unplanned but fun sex part - was done beside two glass doors!!

Did anyone see us? No clue. If they did they must have watched everything and wondered why their two quiet, seemingly ordinary mature neighbors were having sex in plain view!

Enjoy - I know I did!

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A member asked me yesterday what my "kinkiest fantasy" is.

Part of it is in my Update 1167 text....

It's not my only fantasy but it's my most recent one.

If there were somehow two of me (Double Vision? Double the pleasure? Double Trouble?) All three?

Our "boy toy" would have no idea what we have in mind as part of it would be the look on his face when he realizes what we intend to do. We have no time constraints and this "boy toy" who "does it" for me I mean |US! Things would be scorching hot in no time! The two of us undressing each other in front of him...

Then we'd undress him. We'd both suck, lick and torture every inch of him.....

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A fan recently asked if I had ever been caught totally nude during a shoot outdoors. While the first time was mortifying, the answer is yes!

First time was Update 28 at a rock formation in Colorado. I was naked, My dress was near by on the ground, and a couple walked right past my photographer and I. They commented "whoa!" and "what?" but kept walking. It shook me up but we were able to laugh about it on the way home.

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Can you imagine you're driving down the highway on a bright sunny day, when suddenly a WHITE 40 DD bra flies out of a window of the car in front of you and onto your windshield?

I think I actually tossed a bra out the window while driving on a trip.

It was hot and miserable driving through southern states in July, humidity was so high, let's just say the "girls" were glistening.... and there was no a/c in the car, having lived in a northern state it wasn't a necessity for the past 4 years.

In retrospect I should have stopped at a rest area to take it off, but hubby was asleep so I did that trick we women do, you know how we pull the bra straps down over the shoulders one at a time, to get the arms out, then turning it around to unhook it in the front. Yes while driving!!

I meant to toss it into the back seat, but I couldn't find it when we arrived at our destination....OOPS! I wondered what the folks on the highway behind me thought we were doing in the car while driving?!!!

[CrumblingPerv]

Can you imagine you're driving down the highway on a bright sunny day, when suddenly a WHITE 40 DD bra flies out of a window of the car in front of you and onto your windshield?

That was you? I nearly wrecked

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Notice the amazing "aircraft chair" in numerous updates? It's in update #1171 too. A special guest photographer and friend made it for us - yes MADE IT! Most comfortable seat in the house! It is amazing, thank you Ron!

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