Thirteen days??? Geeze, I'm gonna loose my "chatty patty" title if I don't pay better attention to time
13 days since I last babbled on about stuff But guess what??
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
I don't know how time got away from me. But it did. I know I've been really busy lately. My garden has just gone crazy! And I'm sure my neighbors are sick of yellow squash and tomatoes! All I can say is in another 25 days or so, I'm gonna have watermelon, LOTS of watermelon! I hope my neighbors love watemelon
My cucumbers are starting to get cucumbers. I tried growing iceburg lettuce, the "head" lettuce............I absolutely HATE the other foo foo lettuce. Romain and the leaf stuff. YUCK!!! Anyways, I've never grown any type of lettuce, so my iceburg "head" lettuce looks like friggin LEAF lettuce! I mean, MAYBE it's trying to form a head. It kinda maybe looks like it? We'll see! We ate all of the first round of radishes, so I planted more. My carrots are taking their sweet time. I have lots of green carrot tops, but I really don't think there's much "carrot" down there. I've never been good at growing carrots. My okra is finally making okra and my strawberries are tiny, so I leave them on the plants for the birds. Birds LOVE my backyard I have doves, pigeons, and right outside my backdoor, two robins made a nest and now there's three little baby birds in it! I have to admit, my backyard is a paradise fo birds. I have a birdbath that I keep; fresh and it has a fountain. And I have two bird feeder things that I keep filled. I a had hummingbird feeder but I took it down last week. It was really attracting the wasps!My pool had gotten up to 81 degrees! Then it rained again
I'm just getting impatient. It's usually not until the last week of May before I can use my pool. Fingers crossed that it's warmed up by then. I'm almost finished getting things ready for Halloween. I decided that I needed to make the "candy" area very distinct. The way we set up our "haunt" is different every year and the kids don't go to the front door at all. We are all in costumes and wandering through the crowd, and we take turns handing out the candy. Last year was a confusing mess. I made the mistake of continuing to walk around while I was handing out candy and nobody could figure out WHERE to go for the candy! I was actually chasing after kids in my GORE-ified Zombie outfit and ripped up face prosthetics......scaring the crap out of them
So that didn't work out at all! This year will be different.I've purchased a 10' tall Evil Grinning Clown Inflatable. I'm gonna put it at the top of my driveway and I'm making a sign to hand on my house OVER the inflatable that says "CANDY" I'll make the sign in lights. And then I'll stand under the inflatable, so they'll have to come close to get the candy. Oh and I'll be wearing a scary killer crazy clown costume
My future granddaughter in law is going to be the zombie this year I had big plans to hand out cotton candy and popcorn but I can't pull that all together this year. My husband was glad So we'll stick with the regular candy bars. We do hand out the good stuff We have several 7' tall scary clown animatronics and I'm gonna be a scary clown, and my husband is a scary clown, and with the blow up thing, I thought cotton candy and popcorn would be cool! But I think I agree with my husband and it's too much this year. We've got so many new props and things to use in our display and I really need to start working on this years layout. It's a very big production, seriously. I have to blueprint it out and we make sure that all the cords are not a tripping hazard, so that goes into the layout design. And I make sure that nothing gets ignored and they kinda have to be brave enough to see it all to reach the candy I think I just earned my "chatty patty" nickname back
Can I tell you that you guys really surprise me? I'm coming up on my 20th anniversary as a charm and I'm sincere when I say that when I started back in 2004, I would NEVER have thought that you would still find me attractive. And you do! And the compliments are truly amazing! Appreciated, and just WOW!! I didn't have a plan of time that I would be a "charm". I didn't tell myself, "hey, you'll do this for a month, a year, two......etc and then stop" But you guys are the reason I'm still here after two decades! It's the feedback, the appreciation, the realness of it. Thank you guys! I wish people who think of porn as something bad could experience what I experience. If they could, I know they would quickly change their opinions. I absolutely LOVE being a charm! And being your fantasy woman is the reason why!
