Fetishes can be funny...

[blycmike]

I'm afraid that I don't have any weird fetishes myself. But I did see an episode of Real Sex on HBO that featured a group of people that would dress up like clowns and then have sex. I'm not judging anyone for what their kinks are, but, Jesus Christ that was funny! When you see a bunch of clowns on TV you have certain expectations of what you're about to see. And a bunch of clowns fuckin' isn't on that list. It just struck me as funny.

I also had a friend years ago that liked for women to urinate in his mouth when he went down on them.

[blycmike]

[quote="Jorja SC3"]OMG, I forgot about clown sex! I've never personally fucked a clown... But I've dated a few. LMAO

Seriously, that has to be one of the FUNNIEST fetishes. Right up there with watching Mime Sex (it only gets really funny when they pantomime their orgasms....)[/quote

Mime sex! HAHAHA! I love it!

[Jorja SC3]

I would totally do mud wrestling. But that's probably just my sadistic streak talking. LMAO

I once dated a chick who had a serious panty fetish. Not just wearing them, but masturbating in them and fucking through them... I thought she was kinky as hell back then. Of course, now I realize she was just WAY ahead of me in sexual adventures. I've probably caught up by now.


Man, I miss college. LOL

[Bea Brite SC2]

Mud! I did a mud update and video. At first I thought it was a little strange, but I'd only been with SC for a few months and hadn't learned about some of the other weird things I get ask about. The thing is I filled a child's wadding pool with slip, you know the stuff they use in ceramics and got in. It turned out to be a lot of fun, but trying to get out of the pool was a real trick. I really should have just kept the camera going it would have made for one very funny video. Every time I tried to get up I'd end up back in the pool on my ass. That stuff is so slick I couldn't get any traction and finally rolled out of the pool to get to my feet. I'll tell you something though, I had the smoothest softest skin for the next two weeks I've ever had. Now I know why people pay big money for mud bathes. I'd do it again in a heart beat. It turned out to be one fun update and video.

The other one I have catered to from time to time is dentures. I'm not sure where this one comes from and I almost never let anyone see me with out mine in, but its pretty tame to some of things I've been ask to do. I've made it a speciality for members only. Vain? You betcha!

Whipped cream. Don't get me started. The idea was a whipped cream bikini, the problem is whipped cream doesn't stay where you put it for long on a hot body. It was everywhere, but where I wanted it. The bikini top ended up on my belly and the bottoms. Well let's just say it's a strange feeling having whipped cream slide down the crack of your ass. Live and learn, but at least I had a good laugh with my cameraman/hubby.

Mostly I've found I enjoy most of the fetishes I've been asked to and love the the ones that take water. I'm a water baby and would love to go to a nude beach to shoot an update. I've done lots of skinny dipping in lakes and pools, but have never had the opotunity to so in the ocean. Bare feet, fur and boots as well as nylons are all fetishes I do on a regular bases on my site, but the others I have tried have had some really funny results.

[Eva SC2]

I'm afraid that I don't have any weird fetishes myself. But I did see an episode of Real Sex on HBO that featured a group of people that would dress up like clowns and then have sex. I'm not judging anyone for what their kinks are, but, Jesus Christ that was funny! When you see a bunch of clowns on TV you have certain expectations of what you're about to see. And a bunch of clowns fuckin' isn't on that list. It just struck me as funny.

I also had a friend years ago that liked for women to urinate in his mouth when he went down on them.

I saw a furries orgy and it was pretty damn funny. Everyone in furry animal costumes. And not the cute kind you can buy at a halloween store, where you can see bits of flesh peeping through. The whole shibang. Like a mascot costume. Full suit, mits, and a huge furry head. Granted no holes in the fur suit for crotch access, just a bunch of bumping and humping in the full furry suit. Can you imagine the mess after wearing a costume like that to a few furries orgies. Or explaining what the stains on the inside are to your cleaner?

[pvcvinyl]

Well, I guess I'll explain mine in more detail here. I do have a fetish for PVC and vinyl outfits, which is obvious from my handle. Most assume I either like wearing them, or seeing women wear them. While I do like seeing women wear them, that's not the focus. What I like to do is lay on the PVC outfit completely naked, and hump it until I cum on it. Typically how I go about doing this is I'll put a pillow inside each of 3 outfits, then lay them on the floor, one on top of each other, staggered a little. Then I have my way with the top one. I typically have 2 sessions a day, each resulting in 2 or 3 loads of cum being pumped onto the lucky outfit. As it currently stands, I own 42 PVC outfits, ranging from a few maids, a few nurses, a few cops, 2 gowns that were worn for prom, 2 pvc items from Jorja (teehee), etc... I have bought most of them from ebay and craigslist, and I prefer them used.

I do have a few fantisies with this fetish. One is, if I ever get married again, it will be a fetish themed wedding. My bride's wedding gown will be made entirely of PVC. The bridesmaids dresses will be as well. My plan would be to have the bridesmaids fitted 2 weeks before the wedding, and have the dresses kept at our house. I'll spend those two weeks laying and cumming on them as much as I can, without the bridesmaids knowledge. After the wedding, the bridesmaids dresses will be returned to me for continued sessions. The wedding gown, however, will remain untouched until after the wedding. Once the wedding and reception is over is when I will finally lay and cum on the PVC wedding gown.

The other one is to be able to borrow someone's PVC. It's one thing to cum on PVC I own. It's quite another to cum on someone elses.

Anyway, thats my "funny" or disturbing fetish.

[Steev]

Jorja

you already know mine, I thought it would have made your list. Hair cutting or hair colouring. Find both very sexy, especially in action

[Steev]

Yes, the before, after and during. Seeing the transformation is so sexy.