by Jorja SC3 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:17 am
I think women biting strangers when drunk is an epidemic... There are TONS of us all over. LOL
A few years ago, hubby and I went out clubbing in downtown Detroit. We hit a club called Space, fun crowd, kinda wild. I was in the bathroom when this dropdead gorgeous chick cornered me in the bathroom. I mean, "out and out in the stall with me while I was trying to will my bladder to ignore her tits in my face" cornered me. I really have no clue HOW she got in there with me, but there she was chatting away about how awesome the music was, what she was drinking, blah blah blah... I get done, zip up, and do the weird awkward dance to get out of the stall, and she was on me. Hands every where, mouth all over mine - and then she bit my neck and shoulder and it was on.
Anyway, it went no further than serious making out - we got out of the stall and she disappeared when I was washing my hands. First thing I do is check my pocket and make sure I still had my ID and cash. Yep, all there. I go out of the bathroom, hubby standing by the stairs, and he's like "I thought you died in there". I tell him what happened, and he looks like I'm just making this shit up. It took showing him the bite marks on my neck for him to get it. He starts cracking up, and after I describe her, he tells me he saw her bail the bathroom and head upstairs.
I didn't get her name. I didn't hear where she was from. Hell, the only things I DID know about her were 1) she was a biter and 2) she was the most random moment of awesomeness I've ever had in a bathroom (and I'm an avid shower fuck lover).
Now I have to go through all you teeth chompin' Charms to see which one of you cornered me in the bathroom... because we have videos to make!!!