True Story( or so I am told)

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A boy named Billy attended his rural Arkansas school one Monday. The teacher asked him where his twin brother Bobby was, since she had seen both of them causing a ruckus near the woods where she lived. Billy said, that his brother was in the hospital and was expected to live. Shocked the teacher asked what happened, and Billy told the teacher, that he and his brother were playing war in the woods. Billy said, I shot Bobby in the ass. The teacher told Billy not to use that word in class. She asked Billy to continue and he recounted how Bobby bent over just as he had snuck up behind him. Billy said, there he was all bent over, his ass in the air, so I aimed and fired and hit him square in the ass. The teacher shouts Rectum, Rectum at Billy. Billy shouts back Wrecked him? I damn near killed him...…..