Surprise!...You're Naked

[blycmike]

I was just reading the "Slapstick" thread in the Fetish forum and I came up with a great idea for a thread. Those of you who know me know that I love nothing more than a funny story. So I thought it would be fun to share some stories where the story teller was acidentally exposed in a public setting. I'll begin...

I was in the ocean on a crowded public beach one time. That particular day the surf was really swift and powerful. I wasn't in the water too long when it got to be too much so I decided to head back to the sand. As I was heading in, a monster wave hit me from behind and it took me right off of my feet. I felt myself tumbling in the water and when it was all over, I was lying on the beach happy to be alive. That's when I noticed that my trunks had been ripped from my body and swallowed by an angry sea. So not only did I get rolled by a wave in front of all of those people, but I ended up bare-assed on the beach wearing my ass like a hat. THAT was embarrassing.

Ok, who else has one?

[innesSC1]

I've had way too many experiences where I'm wearing a dress and the wind just blows it up. *usually* wearing pantyhose or leggings lol

The occasional nip-slip when I'm out clubbing in a low-cut top lol

[RosiePieCharm]

I have the same problem as you, innes. In my day-to-day life I only wear skirts, never pants. And they tend to be short and frilly. A little wind and everyone gets a look! I've just taken to always wearing cute panties. I'm so used to it I hardly even bother pushing it back down anymore. Hahaha.
Though I always put my nips back away!

A story I have... As some of you know I do the Rocky Horror Picture Show live shadow cast in my area. And although people are used to a bit of nudity there I was pretty embarrassed when this happened. I had a costume change coming up so I got completely naked back stage, it was supposed to be a really quick change. As I took everything off my stage hand grabbed it all and took it outside. (This is because he takes everything we are no longer using back to the car so we don't have a mess backstage and the clean up is easier.) Well as soon as he took off I started looking for my next outfit and there wasn't one. I started freaking out! I peaked out the door and he wasn't there. I didn't have time to run down to the car (it was around the corner) plus I was NAKED. I panicked and ended up doing the next scene with only wearing a little hat! Hahaha oops. Oh well...
(For those of you familiar with the show the scene I did was "toucha toucha touch me" and I was Columbia. So I was rolling around with a very surprised Magenta in nothing but mickey mouse ears!)

[innesSC1]

Hahahah Rosie! I don't understand that Rocky Horror Picture Show but that sounds hilarious! Would have been so embarrassing at first but funny now

Yeah, I like to wear dresses with pantyhose a lot in my day to day life. I would NEVER go outside with ugly panties, heck I don't even own any ugly panties anymore just because of that.
Lol I sometimes have those nipslips at clubs. Oooops. Not that anyone cares really, just a bonus

[Eva SC2]

I've never had that type of surprise nudity happen to me. I have however been caught partially undressed fucking in what was labeled a handicap restroom, yet it had a floor to ceiling shelf full of liquor in it. Apparently this bathroom/storage closet in the Detroit club I was in, was supposed to be locked. And all the noise I was making alerted a bartender who had gone back there to restock bottles. He thought we had gone in there to steal liquor. (um why is your liquor storage in a bathroom?!!!Talk about unsanitary.) When in reality we just got hot and bothered and wanted to fuck.