Poetry Corner

[gman36]

I think that now is a fantastic time
For a thread where every post is in rhyme.
It doesn't have to be that long
Could be in the form of a poem or song.

So come on each and everyone,
It's time to get your poetry on.
For Charms and Gents and fans alike,
It's all for fun. Mountain Bike.

[Xandusk]

Poetry is not outdated
At least not at Southern Charms
Let's hope no one will be baited
To toss us out to the farms.

[Playful Cougar SC4]

I think
Therefore
I am

Wait a minute, that was a haiku.
My bad. And I stole it from The Bard.

Google.....The Bard.

There was a young man in Delaware
Who liked to make love on a stair.
On the thirty fifth stroke
The bannister broke
And he finished her off in the air

Shit.....that was a limeric

I'm not a poet, and I know it.
......wait a minute...I felt that....was that poetry?

Reeb

That was quite cute. I feel honored you chose my state, lol.

[OneMatureVixenSC4]

I Used to Write Poetry a lot
But that was when i was a young Lass
But then my cherry got popped
And Now I Like it up the Ass

[gman36]

She should have written her reply in rhyme,
The lovely Playful Cougar.
I can't think of anything to rhyme with that,
Except for, maybe, booger.

[Playful Cougar SC4]

She should have written her reply in rhyme,
The lovely Playful Cougar.
I can't think of anything to rhyme with that,
Except for, maybe, booger.

Lol, gman,
If you really knew me, you'd know I can.
At the time, it wasn't what I was after,
but because of you now...I am rolling with laughter.

[gman36]

I'm so happy to have made you laugh like that,
It really was was my sole intention.
I can't wait to see your jeans on Friday,
But what I'll do when I see them, I shall not mention

[Xandusk]

A limerick, certainly does rhyme
A haiku is poetry with time
Rhyming is not for every poet
Any English Prof doth know it

[gman36]

Poetry doesn't have to rhyme,
But in the case of this thread,
A rhyme on every other line,
Is appreciated.

Xan, you're very special to me,
But still there must be rules.
Without them, there is anarchy,
And anarchy's for fools.

I'm in no way calling you a fool,
And you know I'm sincere.
I think that you are really cool,
And I'm glad we met on here.

[Xandusk]

Now wait my darling gman
The theme is poetry
Not the rhyming corner
Go chase a squirrel up a tree.

[gman36]

Now if you read my first post, babe,
It's plain for all to see.
I said all posts should be in rhyme,
Such as songs or poetry.

Maybe I should retitle the thread,
As my intentions were clearly unclear.
I hope this rhyme has cleared things up,
And we're still friends, my dear.

[gman36]

Dear Spammer, thanks for your contribution,
There is a problem with it.
You haven't written it in rhyme,
You annoying little tit.

[Italian Lace SC4]

Was about to remove the spam,
But was struck by gman's wit
Gsieberizc's post is surely a sham
But don't insult a tit!