(A Joke, maybe) Male Logic

[crazyivanSG]

I was watching the television on a particularly hot day and noticed through the window the wife out in the yard mowing the grass. I looked at the clock and noticed it was close to lunchtime so I went and opened the door and flagged her down.

"What are you making for lunch?" I asked.

"I can't believe you're asking me about lunch right now!" She snapped. "Pretend I'm out of town and go inside and make your own lunch!"

So I went to the freezer and found a nice thick rib eye steak, made some potatoes and garlic bread, topped off with an ice cold beer.

Just as I was finishing up the wife came in all sweaty and flushed and asked, "Where's my lunch?"

"Huh?'" I said, "I thought you were out of town."