Fan picks

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Tuesday October 1, 2014
Skyla Mae
Vixen
Yvette
Alexus Lin
Amazing Hot Wife
Camille
Caressa
Chloe
Izzy


Two priest decided to take a vacation to Jamaica after a very hard and long winter, they wanted to nothing but relax for the next two weeks and did not want to be recognized as priest so on there first day on the beach they had on hats and sunglasses, they was both reading books and just enjoying the warm sunshine when this very beautiful blond woman comes walking down the beach, she is dressed in a very revealing bikini, we have all seen the kind, it is more a suggestion, I mean you find more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle than this bikini had cloth, hell you could have made a dozen bikinis out of the cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle, and what is up with outing that much cotton in there anyway, by the time you git it all pulled out you done forgot what you needed the damn aspirin for anyway, now you need something stronger than an aspirin but another bottle will either have more cotton to deal with or one of those child proof kids that only a child can take off, sorry got off topic here, back to the story. as she passed the two priest she says good morning fathers, both priest looked at each other, how had she known they were priest, so upon returning to there hotel they visited the gift shop where they bought bigger hats, bigger sunglasses and flowered shirts, tomorrow they felt assured that know one on the beach would know that they were priest.

The second morning they were back on the beach, once again reading books and enjoying the warm sunshine when this same woman once again is walking down the beach, except this time she is topless and only wearing a thong, once again as she passes the two priest she again says good morning fathers, the two priest once again stare at each other in surprise, asking them selfies, how did she know, once again upon returning to there hotel they once again stopped by the gift shop, where they bought even bigger hats, wild sunglasses and out rages shirts, they was sure that this time nobody would notice them

The third morning they was laying on the beach, dressed in there new clothes, got that white shit even on there noses, reading music and gossip magazines think there is know way that anyone would ever think they was priest when here comes that same woman, except this time she is totally nude, I mean not even tan lines, this woman has been doing some serous sun bathing, as she passed the two priest she once again says good morning fathers, this time one of the priest ask the girl, do you know us, she replies back, it's me sister Mary

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Thursday October 2, 2014
Lianne Rains
Nouchka
Summer Rayne
Vanessa
Alice
Averi
Dmarie
Grace
Heidi Cakes
Kylee


Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."

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Thursday October 2, 2014
Lianne Rains
Nouchka
Summer Rayne
Vanessa
Alice
Averi
Dmarie
Grace
Heidi Cakes
Kylee


Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."

Hook, Thank you for the recognition & for the jokes.

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Dmarie, thanks for commenting, I always look at the preview pictures like this is my first time to ever look at southern charms, out of all the updates the three pictures that make me click on to there site is the ones I pick for my fan picks, yours did make me click as it was a really great update, the jokes I just add at the end, just to add a little something extra and I invite you and anybody to add your fan picks as well, there has to be some updates that you think are really good ones as well and it is fun

[Alexus Lin SC1]

Thank you Hook for adding me, I also made staff pick Wed.
Hugs and Kisses

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Friday October 3, 2014
Naughty Nevaeh
Oh Alex
Rebecca
Sexy Skylar
Sharlyn
Xandusk
Alexus Lin (congrats on 14 years Alexus)
Arosa
Eva
Fia UK


A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

[Eva SC2]

Thanks for noticing, fellow crafter.

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Thanks for noticing, fellow crafter.

I notice them all Eve, this one really caught my eye and you should see the game tables I am making now, selling them as fast as I can make them

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Monday October 6, 2014
Red Hot Riahmon
Darsey
Italion Lace
Juli Mar
Klassy Chassey



While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground

controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you

going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.

I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing

her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

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Tuesday October 6, 2013
Staples
Stolen Kiss
Summer Rayne
Amazing Hot Wife
April Showers
Chloe
Dmarie
Miami Heat



Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"

The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"

Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

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Tuesday October 6, 2013
Staples
Stolen Kiss
Summer Rayne
Amazing Hot Wife
April Showers
Chloe
Dmarie
Miami Heat



Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"

The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"

Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

Hook, Thank you again! Not only did I make your picks for today , also Staff picks.

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Wednesday October 8, 2014
Alexus Kin
Izzy
Patsy Babe
Rebecca
Riley
Samantha Wise
Sexy Skylar
Sultry Serena


A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

[Alexus Lin SC1]

Thank you Hook, x0x0

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Thursday October 9, 2014
Samantha Ray
April Showers
Diamond Doll
Eva
Italion Lace

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

[Italian Lace SC4]

Thank you, hook!

There are a lot of great updates today, but these were my favs:

Sassy - http://www.southern-charms4.com/sassy/fotos105.htm
Sultry Serena - http://www.southern-charms2.com/sultrys ... tos724.htm
Vixen Kitten - http://www.southern-charms2.com/vixenki ... tos513.htm
Anika - http://www.southern-charms4.com/anika/fotos389.htm
British MILF - http://www.southern-charms4.com/british ... tos136.htm
Daphne - http://www.southern-charms4.com/daphne/fotos226.htm
Juli Mar - http://www.southern-charms3.com/julimar/fotos312.htm
Kinky Kristi - http://www.southern-charms2.com/kinkykr ... tos290.htm
Lianne Raines - http://www.southern-charms3.com/lianner ... tos656.htm
Oh Alex - http://www.southern-charms2.com/ohalex/fotos679.htm

[Somename123]

My Friday "Who Needs Viagra Ladies"

1- Oh Alex - A blonde in a bikini next to a corvette. My cock approves!

2- Italian Lace - I wanna play dress up with her!

3- Innes - You had me at stripper heels.