Fan picks

[hook]

Thursday October 2, 2014
Lianne Rains
Nouchka
Summer Rayne
Vanessa
Alice
Averi
Dmarie
Grace
Heidi Cakes
Kylee


Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."

[DMarieSC2]

Thursday October 2, 2014
Lianne Rains
Nouchka
Summer Rayne
Vanessa
Alice
Averi
Dmarie
Grace
Heidi Cakes
Kylee


Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."

Hook, Thank you for the recognition & for the jokes.

[hook]

Dmarie, thanks for commenting, I always look at the preview pictures like this is my first time to ever look at southern charms, out of all the updates the three pictures that make me click on to there site is the ones I pick for my fan picks, yours did make me click as it was a really great update, the jokes I just add at the end, just to add a little something extra and I invite you and anybody to add your fan picks as well, there has to be some updates that you think are really good ones as well and it is fun

[Alexus Lin SC1]

Thank you Hook for adding me, I also made staff pick Wed.
Hugs and Kisses

[hook]

Friday October 3, 2014
Naughty Nevaeh
Oh Alex
Rebecca
Sexy Skylar
Sharlyn
Xandusk
Alexus Lin (congrats on 14 years Alexus)
Arosa
Eva
Fia UK


A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

[Eva SC2]

Thanks for noticing, fellow crafter.

[hook]

Thanks for noticing, fellow crafter.

I notice them all Eve, this one really caught my eye and you should see the game tables I am making now, selling them as fast as I can make them

[hook]

Monday October 6, 2014
Red Hot Riahmon
Darsey
Italion Lace
Juli Mar
Klassy Chassey



While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground

controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you

going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.

I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing

her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

[hook]

Tuesday October 6, 2013
Staples
Stolen Kiss
Summer Rayne
Amazing Hot Wife
April Showers
Chloe
Dmarie
Miami Heat



Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"

The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"

Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

[DMarieSC2]

Tuesday October 6, 2013
Staples
Stolen Kiss
Summer Rayne
Amazing Hot Wife
April Showers
Chloe
Dmarie
Miami Heat



Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"

The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"

Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

Hook, Thank you again! Not only did I make your picks for today , also Staff picks.

[hook]

Wednesday October 8, 2014
Alexus Kin
Izzy
Patsy Babe
Rebecca
Riley
Samantha Wise
Sexy Skylar
Sultry Serena


A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

[Alexus Lin SC1]

Thank you Hook, x0x0

[hook]

Thursday October 9, 2014
Samantha Ray
April Showers
Diamond Doll
Eva
Italion Lace

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

[Italian Lace SC4]

Thank you, hook!

There are a lot of great updates today, but these were my favs:

Sassy - http://www.southern-charms4.com/sassy/fotos105.htm
Sultry Serena - http://www.southern-charms2.com/sultrys ... tos724.htm
Vixen Kitten - http://www.southern-charms2.com/vixenki ... tos513.htm
Anika - http://www.southern-charms4.com/anika/fotos389.htm
British MILF - http://www.southern-charms4.com/british ... tos136.htm
Daphne - http://www.southern-charms4.com/daphne/fotos226.htm
Juli Mar - http://www.southern-charms3.com/julimar/fotos312.htm
Kinky Kristi - http://www.southern-charms2.com/kinkykr ... tos290.htm
Lianne Raines - http://www.southern-charms3.com/lianner ... tos656.htm
Oh Alex - http://www.southern-charms2.com/ohalex/fotos679.htm

[Somename123]

My Friday "Who Needs Viagra Ladies"

1- Oh Alex - A blonde in a bikini next to a corvette. My cock approves!

2- Italian Lace - I wanna play dress up with her!

3- Innes - You had me at stripper heels.